This is an open letter to EveryLab from Goofmonger (my server handle), co-founder of EveryLab, to EveryLab. This letter is about “why ‘EveryLab?”, about what I hope to see EveryLab become, and what we’re about right now.
After I hit Mindbreak during the 16-Hour Civil War, thus splitting into the schizoid entities of the Grand Ambassador, of the Chaos Legion, and the Dark Arbiter, of the Serious Revolution, I went full Poe’s Law, full Stephen Colbert, not being able to tell if I was a satire, or a maniac, and I teetered on the edge of an identity crisis. So, fearing my own power, and understanding the power of labels, I’m not calling myself the ‘President’, the ‘Grand Ambassador’, or the ‘Grand’ anything, anymore. My new phenomenal occupation is that of the Liaison Officer, since I’m already so good at that, and otherwise I’ll be the host of the EveryLab webseries (naturally). That being stated, my vision for EveryLab is that EveryLab is not your identity, but that EveryLab’s identity is you. I founded EveryLab as a social movement of satire, and experimentation. In terms of science, and technology, EveryLab exists to show people that through learning, they don’t have view the objects, and artifacts, of science as mysterious. In terms of ideas, ideology, and culture, it’s about showing people that they can control the flow of ideas in society, that it’s not necessary the ideas control you, and so, you don’t have to fear them.
EveryLab is itself a self-referential example of that last point. We’re actively creating something that had no right to be anything before, raising questions about what it means for something to be a concept, or a category, to humans. If Canada, Google, socialism, computers, and science can be real, so can EveryLab. Yet this started as a half a joke, and half a loose bunch of ideas. Now we use joke labels in the construction of a real bureaucracy, and we have a list of project ideas that is hundreds of items long. Even if there is something in the world which you yourself don’t feel like personally creating, or exploring, but only which to see happen in the world, you can throw it up on the ideas list however you want, and one day someone may take the mantle up themselves. Depending on how fast EveryLab gets things done, you could see what you proposed completed as a project, or started as an ongoing process, in a manner of days, or months. However, it seems fascinating to me that someone might do, or think about, your proposal, without knowing who you are, because you both think it is an awesome idea. That’s a connection without communication. EveryLab is about empowerment.
I personally like videos as a medium on the Internet, because it’s a manner for us to exploit the loophole that is shortened attention spans of contemporary times so that we can still educate people. I’m inspired by the likes of the Mythbusters, the Vlogbrothers, Bill Nye the Science Guy, CGPGrey, PBS, and VSauce. If you want to film a project, contact us, and Kytael, and/or I, will come film it. We will help you script, edit, and figure out the video for free.
You’re reading this on the WordPress site. If you want to post to this blog, contact EveryLab, and you will receive a log-in, so you can start sharing your thoughts of EveryLab.
If you don’t know what you want to do, but you know you want to do something, ask what’s going on, someone will respond, and you can be added to one of the active project teams.
EveryLab has a Manifesto, a foundation document which outlines EveryLab’s principles. However, it’s open-source; if you let us know your Gmail, we’ll give you access to the Google Doc, and you can edit the FREAKIN’ CONSTITUTION. Yes, EveryLab is ridiculously serious about being seriously ridiculous. However, if you go too far, someone will probably rapidly change it back. Such internal struggles are called shenanigans, and EveryLab condones them, in addition to promoting collaboration between all its associates.
What is EveryLab? Sometimes it feels like a bunch of green software engineers, a salesman, and a dentist eating snacks at my house, talking about wormholes. One day it might be something crazy. However, I’d like EveryLab to be a lab for everyone everywhere, labbing about everything. By the way, ‘labbing’ is a verb now. I want others to see EveryLab in the mirror, and to believe it’s whatever they’re thinking about. From there, we become some sort of leviathan mutant hivemind, and we’ll see what happens.
You can contact EveryLab at everylaboratory at gmail dot com. Welcome!